Beginning July 14^th 2011 New Existential Eeyores can be found at my regular blog: www.e-mike.com

#23 Age

"The average donkey lives thirty years. I'm eighty-five. Just my luck." _◘

#22 Two Things

"I learned two things yesterday: One, you can use a can of hairspray as a flamethrower. Two, Owl feathers are really, really flammable."

#21 Soaring

"The higher you soar they farther you're going to fall. Might as well stay on the ground."

#20 Lost

"I used to be happy, then I lost my prescription drug coverage."

#19 Trigger

"It's hard to pull a trigger when you have hooves."

#18 Fairness

"After I die the world will keep on turning and the sun will keep on rising. It's just not fair."